10 Father's Day Quotes from Famous Fictional Dads

Digging up some of these quotes ended up making us more emotional than we thought... anyone know a good therapist?

If you're needing even more inspiration for a caption, greeting card, or monologue to recite at Father's Day brunch, Batch has you covered with quotes from famous fictional dads. They're the perfect compliment for one of our Father's Day curated gift batches. 

“Your parents faked their way through it. You fake your way through it and just hope you didn't raise a serial killer.” ⁠— Phil Dunphy, Modern Family

“I could never see anything in front of the headlights, but I felt so safe . . . because my dad was driving. He was like some sort of superhero that could see way out into the darkness.” ⁠— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother

“You are my greatest adventure.” ⁠— Mr. Incredible, The Incredibles 
“You are my son. End of story.” ⁠— Uncle Phil, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 

“Listen, you're my children and I love you. But you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.” — Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers 

“Well, just remember when children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most.” — Danny Tanner, Full House

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.” ⁠— Mac Macguff, Juno

"Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars. Whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.” ⁠—Mufasa, The Lion King

“Being your dad makes me so happy. You don't know; you don't know how happy you make me. It's beyond... I can't describe it.” ⁠— Mark Day, Eighth Grade 

“A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.” ⁠— Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather

As we all know, being a dad in real life is different than being one on screen, but when a movie moment gets it right, we feel a lot more connected and understood. Father's Day is Sunday, June 20th. You know where to go for gift ideas.